What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 20.06.2025 07:18

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
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-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
From Russia With Love
Moonraker
A View to a Kill
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
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You Only Live Twice
Live and Let Die
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
Do happily married husbands cheat?
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
How can I get a girlfriend? I am 26.
-J W Pepper
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-All the bad guys are black.
Why does Filipino culture dictate that parents should be treated as gods?
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
Does a person with schizophrenia hear voices?
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-”She is very sexyful!”
Goldfinger
Dr No
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
How do you know when someone really loves you?
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
Octopussy
Diamonds Are Forever
-”Ah so!”
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s